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Dentists Have A Weird Sense Of Humor

Would you trust these faces to stick a needle in your mouth?

Majestic Storm...

Since the other comment post went so well here's another one for you guys. The comments are just brilliant.

Comments on Facebook This Morning

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Someone's got Sofia Vergara on the brain!

I just love her funny faces!

Someone felt like taking jabs at Beyonce's clothing line... ouch.

Check out the comments!

Delicious Realism

I giggled. Too real popsicles! Sweet with just a touch of depressing.

Huff Post Weird News Gets Awkward...

She faked her own funeral. Don't worry she'll tell you why after she jumps out her coffin.

You have to check this out! Click here.

Dunkin Donut's New Donut Sandwich

I wonder why people say we're all fat?

Take Care, iPhone.

Telephones are people too. Don't throw them!

Girls at Bars

 Here are some of the weird things I've done or seen other girls do at bars. 

1. There is always going to be a girl sitting on a sidewalk crying outside of every bar.

2. A guy bought me a drink. How sweet huh? His girlfriend didn't think so. She didn't get mad at him though. She focused her anger on me! What did I do? :( She followed me around the bar glaring at me all night. It was so creepy to turn around and have her game face staring at me... Still scared she's behind me. 

3. Some girl did a split on a beer-soaked-splintery-wooden-floor in the world's shortest skirt. B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Ewww!

"Omg, what flavor is this Jello?"

4. A guy reached over my shoulder to get his drink and I looked at his arm which was full of tattoos. I looked at him and said "Hey, I like your tattoos!" I then turned to my girl friend and said "I didn't like his tattoos." Mean Girls style. I have no idea where that came from. 

5. There was a pregnant woman twerking against a wall once. 

6. An older lady pretty much attacked my guy friend on the dance floor. It was hilarious to watch him get all squirmy because he's usually pretty tough. 

7. A girl walked up to my girl friend and stared at her for a few seconds before she started dancing. The weird thing was she never broke eye contact even though my friend was clearly freaked out. Ew! K, Thanks. Bye. 

8. Girls slurp down Jello shots! It's so weird. We look like anteaters. 

9. We smash our faces together, lick each other's cheeks and make silly faces to take pictures. 

10. Girls like the weirdest drinks and shots, well, the weirdest named drinks and shots. My friend once asked a bartender to make her a Duck Fart.

There's the Funky Blue Banana, the Swedish Fish cocktail, the Dirty Bong Water, Sex on the Beach, Slow Comfortable Screw, Red Headed Slut and my personal favorite the Blow Job. You aren't supposed to use your hands to pick up the last shot. Cheers!

Guys at Bars

I guess the act of trolling around bars for hook-ups could be seen as awkward. I’m not focused on that though.

Our faces were stuck like this for weeks after number 1

I’m focusing on the things that guys sometimes do and say to girls in an attempt to hook up.

Girls can say and do some pretty awkward things too, but that’s another post (just above this one actually).

Here are 10 of the most awkward, random, silly, gross and shocking things that I've witnessed out at bars with my friends. 

1. We saw a guy with a really weird crotch stain. We couldn't tell if he spilled something on himself or if he had an accident. 

2. A guy tried to impress me by flashing me his nipple rings. I have to admit, it was kind of funny. Brownie points for humor!

3. A guy walked over to me and put his open beer bottle under my mouth. I think he wanted to share his drink with me, but he was way too drunk for words. I just smiled then walked away. Thanks for trying to share though.

4. Some guy was trying to get my number for about 3 minutes before he had to use the bathroom. He handed me his wallet, cell phone, car keys and jacket. I'd never met him before in my life. He had terrible friends. 

5. A guy who was approx. 1/2 the height of my friend told her she had nice knee caps.

6. A guy tried to dance with me, but I said no. He got angry and said something mean to me. Then he tried to dance with 3 of my girl friends and they all said no because he was mean to me. He was persistent though, he tried to dance with me again! My girl(note the space)friend got annoyed and said she was my girlfriend. Then he tried to dance with my guy friend. 

7. A guy much older than me was bothering me a little bit because I expressed I wasn't interested, yet he kept following me around. I went into the Ladies room for some relief and when I came out he was waiting outside the bathroom! Awker alert! 

8. Some guy told me I looked like a hot secretary. That was weird enough, but he got weirder. He tried to hook up with my guy friend after he... I guess... complimented me? He then tried and failed to hook up with my girl friend. Then invited both of them to hook up together with them. Then he followed us to the dance floor and creeped us out until we decided to leave. 

9. 4 drunken frat boys sang Britney Spears' song I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman karaoke perfectly. It was beautiful. 

10. My friends and I were in the bathroom when a few girls and a guy came in. None of us were really creeped out by the guy. We were more offended that he tried to tell us that his friend's dress was pink and not red. We were like "It is clearly red, get off our land!" 

The Bar Scene

No bar is complete without friends!

To some it’s controversial behavior. But if the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have no problems checking out the bar scene (or pub, or club, or whatever you kids are calling it now), why shouldn't everyone check it out?

It’s a task finding a reality show that features young adults that don’t check out bars. Okay, most reality star

s take it a bit too far. I’m not suggesting that anyone go out every weekend.

I’m just saying if you want to—it’s probably not that big of a deal anymore. 

Make sure you plan ahead, and stay safe!

Besides, it’s fun going out. I think that any place in 2013 that forces people to dress up a bit and socialize away from a computer is a good thing. Most bars don’t allow guys to wear sweat pants and fitted baseball caps. So, guys tend to put on their best clothes. Who can complain about that?

Guys are usually happy with what they see too. Whenever guys dress up, girls put more pressure on themselves than usual to dress up too.

Some people associate bars with hooking up because girls usually dress in skimpy outfits. The skimpy outfits usually lead to guys trying to get girls to sleep with them, or at least make out. Guys tend not to be too picky in that area.

If you've ever been to a bar it seems that the guy are usually successful. You be the judge of how you feel about that. Here’s a talk back question. I’m craving your opinions.

The Bar Scene: Is it awkward or natural? 

Pardon The Awkward Pause, Will you?

I'm sooooooo sorry!

I hope that no one feels abandoned. That's the thing about running a blog by yourself, life happens. I hope that everyone will forgive me for taking a break. I had a good excuse I promise. I've been very busy with classwork and it's my senior year! Graduation is annoying for the student. All you smarties can relate I'm sure. Anyway, please enjoy the upcoming post-blitz. I'm hoping you will swell with pride and maybe feel a little queasy from the awkwardness.

Also, here's a picture of David Beckham

Best Wishes,

Whitly <3

You're weird

Sometimes the most awkward thing in the room is you.

Doo-Ayyyyye (It's furbish... Google it)!

This is the most awesomely-awkward little contraption! Gaga-little-monster-furbies!

Girls Trying To Be Hilarious

There's nothing funnier than girls trying to be funny! 

Girls are incapable to letting go for too long, so it's always funny when we try to just be silly. We're okay with letting go of control to make a controlled funny voice, but making random silly sounds is a bit too much for most of us girls. So hilariously awkward, but like in a good way. ;)

Uh, There's no way out of this.

Well, this is awkward. 

Have any stories about weirdo's watching you sleep? Let me know. 

I was on a train once and there was an old man staring at me as I fell asleep. I put my hood over my head and my headphones in, so he didn't bother me. I nodded off for a few hours, and when I woke up he was still staring. 

I was kind of afraid he died for a second, but then he started doing that thing old people do with their lips. I kind of think it's cute though. I think they look like bunnies munching on carrots! :)

Guys, What The Heck Are You Doing?!

I've been very disappointed by what you've been wearing lately.

I don’t want to complain too much though. Men developing an interest in Fashion is a good thing. For most men rolling out of bed, slapping on a baseball cap and shoving a piece of gum in their mouths is no longer acceptable behavior (finally).

But, guys seem a little lost about what’s okay and what’s so not okay to wear. Here are some male fashion trends that need to go away forever. Feel free to comment in defense of these trends (I don't know how you could though), or to agree and tell me some things you're sick of seeing men wear. Here we go!

Fur Anything

I’m sorry guys, but a man in fur is just not sexy. There is no way for a man to wear fur and have it be understated. By wearing fur you are making an aggressive fashion statement and not in a good way. Nix! Also, anything furry hanging off your key chains or belts is a big fashion NO.

Crocs

No. Not even to run to the grocery store, Guys. This shoe is wrong in so many ways.

Airbrushed T-Shirts

These things are so gross, they’re such a turn off and the only statement they’re making is “I sit on my butt and play Skryim all day”. What’s even worst is that half of you guys hardly ever wash these things. So, you have pizza stains and stale beer on this monstrosity. Why? Because subconsciously you know these things are nasty too.

Suit Jackets and Shorts

I see what you’re trying to do, Boys. It’s not working though. You look like over-sized members of the Lollipop Guild.

The Justin Bieber Haircut

Okay, even Justin is over this haircut. 

What's The Proper Way To Handle This Situation?

I hate when I unintentionally laugh at their private jokes like I know what's going on. 

A Great List Of Awkward Characters

Awkward television stars are the best.

The Office wouldn't be funny at all if they weren't so awkward, the sex scenes on Girls would just be porn, Gilmore girls wouldn't be the same if Kirk wasn't such a weirdo and how would the entire cast of New Girl eat if they weren't getting paid to be so awkward? 

Here's a link to a great list of awkward TV characters. Think they left someone out? Tell me who. 

Guilty Girls

Most of the time, Girls don't feel guilty.

Truth time, Girls. If you you're around a guy you like and there's another guy you know close by, you're not going to feel guilty. You're going to try to make the guy you like jealous. If he likes you, it will work. He won't tell you that though. I did a lot of research to be sure of that fact. Girls feel guilty when they plan something and it goes horribly wrong... with other girls. Waxing off your friend's entire eyebrow, poking them in the eye with liner or letting them go out in booty shorts and Uggs. We'll obsess over that for days. Running into your flirt with your new boyfriend. That's not guilt, that's a triumph.