Guys, What The Heck Are You Doing?!

I've been very disappointed by what you've been wearing lately.

I don’t want to complain too much though. Men developing an interest in Fashion is a good thing. For most men rolling out of bed, slapping on a baseball cap and shoving a piece of gum in their mouths is no longer acceptable behavior (finally).

But, guys seem a little lost about what’s okay and what’s so not okay to wear. Here are some male fashion trends that need to go away forever. Feel free to comment in defense of these trends (I don't know how you could though), or to agree and tell me some things you're sick of seeing men wear. Here we go!

Fur Anything

I’m sorry guys, but a man in fur is just not sexy. There is no way for a man to wear fur and have it be understated. By wearing fur you are making an aggressive fashion statement and not in a good way. Nix! Also, anything furry hanging off your key chains or belts is a big fashion NO.

Crocs

No. Not even to run to the grocery store, Guys. This shoe is wrong in so many ways.

Airbrushed T-Shirts

These things are so gross, they’re such a turn off and the only statement they’re making is “I sit on my butt and play Skryim all day”. What’s even worst is that half of you guys hardly ever wash these things. So, you have pizza stains and stale beer on this monstrosity. Why? Because subconsciously you know these things are nasty too.

Suit Jackets and Shorts

I see what you’re trying to do, Boys. It’s not working though. You look like over-sized members of the Lollipop Guild.

The Justin Bieber Haircut

Okay, even Justin is over this haircut.