Awkward Bats In the... Just Read It

I never learned the proper way to tell someone they have a booger in their nose.

I usually stare at it until I'm afraid it's going to fly out and hit me in the face. Then I'll say something dumb like:

"You have some bats in your cave..."

 

That only confuses everyone. It's almost as bad as telling people their fly is down. So AwKWaRd.