Have you ever walked into a public bathroom and run into
someone just coming out? If not, you’re lucky. If you have you know it’s a
little awkward.
The situation escalates quickly when the bathroom is a
little smelly.
Today I was walking
into a public bathroom with one of my friends. When we walked in everything was
normal until I noticed we weren’t alone. There were two girls already in there.
I thought they were behaving a little strangely.
One of them was
lingering by the stall while the other girl was washing her hands super fast.
Soap bubbles and water were going all over the sink and the floor, and she was
speaking to her friend in a panicked voice in a different language.
My friend said Hi to the girl guarding the stall, and then
she left her post and rushed over to the sink. While she was at the sink my
friend stepped into the stall then quickly jumped back out. I asked her what
was wrong, but she didn’t need to tell me.
That’s when it hit me—I smelled the problem.
We didn’t want to be rude and rush out the bathroom, and for
some odd reason the other girls were still lingering by the sink. The longer we
stood there the longer the err, problem, permeated the air. In the end we just decided
to be rude and run for the exit.
It was one awkward trip to the bathroom.
Why yes; yes it does, smart button.
Only sometimes, Peter.
I think that's a good idea!
Everybody poops, no judgement! Just bring some body spray with you.
Awkward poops are some of the worst kinds of poops
ReplyDeleteWe have a bathroom in the storeroom where I work. My first day there, my boss went into the bathroom when I was on break. I was sitting in the back just eating my lunch. My boss came out a few minutes later. Thinking nothing of it, I went to go grab my apron (which hangs on the bathroom door). My boss kept walking in front of me, blocking my path. She finally said, "You don't want to go over there for a while." I didn't know what to do. I understand the awkwardness.
ReplyDeleteLol it's an awkward room!
ReplyDeleteOh Peter haha. If you make a wish when you poop...does it come true?
ReplyDeleteTest it out! Let me know! :)
DeleteI love when those who make a deposit just stay in the room & pretend they don't smell anything or know why people are just standing there... poop means & smells like poop in any language...
ReplyDeleteWord, yo.
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